I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute read more chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe this just took place. Seriously, I feel I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?